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How To Be A Smoothie Criminal

Want to eat healthier? Need more veggies in your diet but not that excited about it? Get back to smoothies. The gateway to healthy eating. Feel good about yourself. Look good naked. Have more energy. Get sh*t done. 

Our book, How To Be a Smoothie Criminal, is the ultimate guide to smoothies. You'll learn the tastiest recipes you've ever had. The creamiest smoothies. And you'll be knocking out 2-3 servings of vegetables.

How To Be A Smoothie Criminal includes:

  • A 10-Day Detox program
  • What vegetables to blend
  • What fruits work best
  • Tricks to get more protein (tone up / feel full)
  • How to make smoothies delicious without sugar or sugar spikes
  • Australian humour, escaping you from the aspirational / unattainable health BS
  • Plus a bunch of bonus recipes

    Want to eat healthier? Need more veggies in your diet but not that excited about it? Get back to smoothies. The gateway to healthy eating. Feel good about yourself. Look good naked. Have more energy. Get sh*t done. 

    Our book, How To Be a Smoothie Criminal, is the ultimate guide to smoothies. You'll learn the tastiest recipes you've ever had. The creamiest smoothies. And you'll be knocking out 2-3 servings of vegetables.

    How To Be A Smoothie Criminal includes:

    • A 10-Day Detox program
    • What vegetables to blend
    • What fruits work best
    • Tricks to get more protein (tone up / feel full)
    • How to make smoothies delicious without sugar or sugar spikes
    • Australian humour, escaping you from the aspirational / unattainable health BS
    • Plus a bunch of bonus recipes

      The cliche is true. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Skipping it makes you nearly 5 times more likely to be obese! So change your habits and actually enjoy something that is as good for your tummy as it is your tastebuds.