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Why is your juice the best?

Our focus is nutritional supremacy and flavour.

We drink more of our juice than any customer, with the single goal of increasing our vegetable intake each day. No point creating bland juices or watering down the nutrition with coconut water or excessive fruit.

Our juicer is also the best in the world. Imported from 'Merica (*#@% yeah), this military looking hardware weighs and costs more than a good car. It maximises the amount of nutrition extracted from every piece of produce.

We don't stop at nutrition, the juice has to taste great too. We are meticilous with our recipes, enlisting our New York chef to ensure that every ingredient plays off the other. If James Halliday did juices, we'd get 5 stars and paragraphs upon paragraphs about harmonous balance and palatte punching flavour profiles.